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Every terrible thing that this man ever did has been rectified with this photo set.

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Record Store Day success (and all I had to do was stand next to a Phish fan for three hours.) #RSD2012Record Store Day success (and all I had to do was stand next to a Phish fan for three hours.) #RSD2012

Record Store Day success (and all I had to do was stand next to a Phish fan for three hours.) #RSD2012

Going to get so stoned that I try to relieve myself inside of someone. #420

Went to get a colonic and an Asian girl group (who apparently just sang in front of Quincy Jones) were hashing out a record deal. Can’t wait until they hit it big and I can say I was there getting the shit sucked out of me from the beginning.Went to get a colonic and an Asian girl group (who apparently just sang in front of Quincy Jones) were hashing out a record deal. Can’t wait until they hit it big and I can say I was there getting the shit sucked out of me from the beginning.

Went to get a colonic and an Asian girl group (who apparently just sang in front of Quincy Jones) were hashing out a record deal. Can’t wait until they hit it big and I can say I was there getting the shit sucked out of me from the beginning.

Just helped these illegal immigrants abscond from justice by buying a used toilet seat.Just helped these illegal immigrants abscond from justice by buying a used toilet seat.

Just helped these illegal immigrants abscond from justice by buying a used toilet seat.

Call me your savior, because here’s your second coming. #NSFW Call me your savior, because here’s your second coming. #NSFW

Call me your savior, because here’s your second coming. #NSFW

The only place to take your car for repairs during Passover. #WilliamsburgThe only place to take your car for repairs during Passover. #Williamsburg

The only place to take your car for repairs during Passover. #Williamsburg

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