February 2010
32 posts
Helen Keller's Twitter →
I have never wanted to have a Twitter account, until now.
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Endangered Species CONDOMS
I know that I am constantly begging people to fuck me, but on the real, someone really needs to fuck me with one of these.
(via: BoingBoing)
This past weekend has felt like a David Lynch acid...
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I like this, so therefore you should, as well. Find me posing as “koreanabduljabbar”.
Big-ups to Jordan of the illustrious K-Ho; who I apparently “make a good couple” with, according to the toothless meth addict.
February 03, 2010
P&B
“Kittehs wanna chat, but all I wanna know is where the party at, and can I bring my cat?” (franktweets/kabduljabbar/wallace)
Scientists wanna chat, but all I wanna know is where the lab is at, and can I bring my rat?” (lindseywoho)
“Pilates instructors wanna chat, but all I wanna know is where the yoga at, and can I bring my mat?” (franktweets)
“Weight...