Masturbation Fodder of the Day

May 17

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May 07

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Apr 27

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Apr 21

Record Store Day success (and all I had to do was stand next to a Phish fan for three hours.) #RSD2012

Record Store Day success (and all I had to do was stand next to a Phish fan for three hours.) #RSD2012

Apr 20

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Apr 14

Went to get a colonic and an Asian girl group (who apparently just sang in front of Quincy Jones) were hashing out a record deal. Can’t wait until they hit it big and I can say I was there getting the shit sucked out of me from the beginning.

Went to get a colonic and an Asian girl group (who apparently just sang in front of Quincy Jones) were hashing out a record deal. Can’t wait until they hit it big and I can say I was there getting the shit sucked out of me from the beginning.

Just helped these illegal immigrants abscond from justice by buying a used toilet seat.

Just helped these illegal immigrants abscond from justice by buying a used toilet seat.

Apr 08

Call me your savior, because here’s your second coming. #NSFW

Call me your savior, because here’s your second coming. #NSFW

Apr 07

The only place to take your car for repairs during Passover. #Williamsburg

The only place to take your car for repairs during Passover. #Williamsburg

Mar 31

(Source: futubandera, via 0ver-doze)